Snail girl

Katie Hated being the only Snail girl in the world,
she felt lonely and particularly disliked the fact
she had to stay clear of salt.

Maternal Instincts

No matter how much Timmy shouts,
Jill is no good to anyone until shes had
her morning intake of Cigarettes & Coffee.

I thought we were Friends?!

Veronica Couldn't Decide which one she liked the taste of more...
her Ice lolly or Micheal's.

Rita

'Welcome, Hi, I'm Sam. How can I Help!?

'Can't you read!!! My Badge say I'm Here to Help!!! Let me Assist you, let me Help you!!!
I want to help!!!
I need to Help you NOW!!!'

Bully

Thomas Sculpture

Arrrrgghh!!

'When he got mad he's forehead become red.'

What you gonna do at the age of 80?

''Oh Thank you for your visit'' Uttered Maybel, "Just take a seat while I knit you something random and talk about my budgy and nineteen cats I have. I like to knit you know!".
Maybel didn't get many folks calling round nowadays so appreciated the company, even if it was just the post man.

Dora

Bad Hair Day.

'Sandra suddenly realised her reflection resembles that of a
Staffordshire bull-terrior.'